Alone WPML

Help Charities Without Leaving Home
2026-04-17 - 2026-04-21 | Winchester Mystery House, San Jose, 95128, United States
I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold. And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man? Homer no function beer well without.

Excitement From A Quote About Charity
2026-05-09 00:00 - 2026-05-10 00:00 UTC | San Diego Zoo, San Diego, 92101, United States
Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. You don’t win friends with salad. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. D’oh. A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.

Excitement From A Quote About Charity
2026-07-12 00:00 - 2026-07-14 23:59 | Winchester Mystery House, San Jose, 95128, United States
What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway. I’m going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won’t be back for ten minutes! And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold. The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity… Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I work, I work.

Help Charities Without Leaving Home
2026-11-16 - 2026-11-18 | Bamboo Fresh, Lahaina, 96761, United States
Who’s that then? Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Camelot!

مساعدة الجمعيات الخيرية دون مغادرة المنزل
2026-11-30 - 2026-12-02
من هذا إذن؟ ششش! أيها الفرسان، أرحب بكم في منزلكم الجديد. دعونا نركب إلى كاميلوت! آه، الآن نرى العنف الكامن في النظام! سيدة البحيرة، وذراعها مغطاة بأرقى ساميت لامع، تحمل سيف إكسكاليبور عالياً من صدر الماء، دلالة على العناية الإلهية أنني، آرثر، سأحمل سيف إكسكاليبور. لهذا السبب أنا ملككم. كاميلوت!
